Creator of the Universe Discovered

It came to me in a vision that God is a Platypus. Only a creature as bizarre as this could have conceived of such a place as the world we inhabit. -- Grobius

At the Grobius Shortling Academy there is a division in the School of Humanities between the advocates of the Platypoid Polymath (classical philosophers) and the Polygonic Pantheistic Platypus (theologians), and the Biologists say the whole idea is ridiculous (but they are atheists by default, since DNA does not have a divine essence even though it can do everything else). I will stick with my Vision because nobody can prove I'm lying about it.

What is a Platypus? Ormithorhynchus anatinus. Click Here.

What does Platypus mean? It's Greek for Flatfoot -- i.e., the universal policeman.

Which one is God? That's the problem. I don't know.

Why does HE live in Australia? Maybe he/she doesn't. Could be in the San Diego zoo for all I know.

How could a Platypus create the Universe? They have very sophisticated and sensitive duckbills.

Does it matter if God is a Platypus? Probably not. But don't you dare kill one.

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• Why I am an Atheist (unless God is a Platypus).
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If you agree or disagree with me, or just want to argue, sent e-mail to Grobius.