Academy of Arts and Imbecility (Philosophy & Religion)

"There is True Art in Interpreting the World through the Minds of Imbeciles"

	"Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight?"
Department of Philosophy & Religion "The Gods must love Imbeciles, because They made so many of them" -- Gomer the Greek

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Ah, religion! Like a brisk north wind on a bleak promenade in Scarborough. Reddens the cheeks and sets the heart pumping. Nothing has caused more trouble in human events than this silly idea of trying to define God and categorize what he/she/it (them) expects of a person.

Religion Sucks! Why Grobius is an Atheist
Atheism as a Belief

An attempt to define God (and other politically incorrect thoughts)
Platypus God
[This is a very old web page and is arthritic, but it has nice tits]

Here beginneth the First Lesson
Wounds without Cause

An Easter Message (if the Pope can do one so can we)
How to Construct a Proper Cross

A metaphysical explanation of the Universe
Shortling Isomerism

Evolution vs. Creationism
Were the dinosaur fossils faked by God?

Holy Ormithorhynchus!
God IS a Platypus

The Thoughts of Grobius
A General Summary by the Dean of Religion

Met meen Beibel
en met meen Geweer
Freez ik niet
Geen Man,
Geen Beest,
Geen Geest

-- Boer slogan, South Africa
With my Bible and my rifle, I don't fear any man, any beast, or any ghost.

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"There is True Art in Interpreting the World through the Minds of Imbeciles"

Department of Philosophy & Religion

Religion Sucks! Why Grobius is an Atheist Atheism as a Belief

An attempt to define God (and other politically incorrect thoughts) Platypus God[This is a very old web page and is arthritic, but it has nice tits]

Here beginneth the First Lesson Wounds without Cause

An Easter Message (if the Pope can do one so can we) How to Construct a Proper Cross

A metaphysical explanation of the Universe Shortling Isomerism

Evolution vs. Creationism Were the dinosaur fossils faked by God?

Holy Ormithorhynchus! God IS a Platypus

The Thoughts of Grobius A General Summary by the Dean of Religion