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Grobius's Movie Reviews & Other Amusements
God, That Was Dumb
[The censors at AOL deleted this page because it had a nude picture of Natasha Henstridge on it. Go to Movies, which was all I was able to salvage from the site.]
          
Unfortunately, we had a fire recently, and this is all that survived. It is
housed temporarily in the stables (since we ate all our horses).
Do you like role-playing games? Read about
Gerousle
THE ACADEMY OF ARTS & IMBECILITY
1998
SEASON
The School of Drama Presents... |
Jeffrey Dahmer: The Musical
by Andrew Lloyd Fibber-McGee
"A feast for the jaded appetite..." (John Simon)
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The Scarlet Pimple
by Runcible Spoonbread
A hilarious farce about VD in the Age of Napoleon
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Poisson in Jest
a long-lost comedy by Molière
Who put arsenic in the miser's fish?
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Spanish Fly -- El Buzzo
by one of our Students (who shall remain nameless)
The adventures of a blue-bottle fly in the dungeons of the Spanish Inquisition
"Pretty gross, to put it mildly" (Professor Schützweil)
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The Tyrants of Torquay
by the G&F Improv Company
Pretty poor Gilbert & Sullivan parody, with shades of Fawlty Towers,
but it has its moments and we like to encourage the freshmen
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Special Labor Day
Weekend Marathon
Grobius Shortling Reads the Encyclopedia Britannica (letter "G") and
Recites Beowulf in Alternating Acts
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Hmmm, our 1998 Season was so unsuccessful that we decided to
repeat it this year (1999). We are not even having a season in 2000, unless somebody wants to volunteer.
We WILL have a new 2001 season, but everybody is away at the moment (sick, on vacation, in jail, disappeared, etc.). Stay tuned.....
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by Grobius Shortling
The preceding entries are our published research theses. You are welcome to join or
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as the insurance costs were too high. All you need to do now to obtain a diploma or citation from the G&F Academy of Arts and Imbecility is to contribute something to this Web Site. What you get for this is totally and arbitrarily up to the Academicians, who are a fickle bunch. If you don't know how to e-mail us, why don't you click on
the Inquiries hot spot at the top of the page, dummy?
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