Blue Screen of Death!

Protection Exception

PSW: 44r32XXz81&pUSH STATUS: rrrr666-666 CHOLERA: 45-colt-maltese MICROSOFT: sUCKs MYDOG: smarterthanyourdog ARGIE/BARGIE: 987^^666 FSSN: el67b0OwRM

Your machine has crashed

This program has caused an unrecoverable error. You can quit all programs and reboot if you can get off this screen (which is problematical at best), or you can hit any key (which never does anything except refresh this page) to try to go back to where you were, or you can do ALT-CTL-DELETE five times to restart, or you can just turn off your computer.

Hit Any Key to Continue

(Can't find the 'Any Key'? Get out your manual or call technical support.)

If you need details, please write down the following information and accurately report it to your technical advisor. This data is case sensitive, so you have to be exact.

PSW: 44r32XXz81&pUSH STATUS: rrrr666-666 CHOLERA: 45-colt-maltese MICROSOFT: sUCKs MYDOG: smarterthanyourdog ARGIE/BARGIE: 987^^666 FSSN: el67b0OwRM

Don't panic. This is a joke. Just hit your Back Button